Dun, dun, dun!

Yes, it’s that time of winter again, when transplanted Northerners laugh at native Atlantans’ supposed fear of snow and ice, refusing to hear the rational retort of “Um, hello? We don’t have snow plows.”.

The AJC report really builds up the impending drama of Snow-Friday.

“It is not a question of whether we will see winter weather — basically snow — across most, if not all of [north and central Georgia], but rather a question of how much,” the Weather Service said.

Not a question?!  GASP!

In order to maintain the appearance that we’re freaked out, I suggest everyone go to the store right now and purchase a cart-full of unneeded food and food-ish items!

From what I can tell, every weather person out in the metro is currently in full bet-hedging mode regarding the possibility of Atlanta snowfall and accumulation tomorrow afternoon into the evening.

So instead of planning your day around statements like “ACCUMULATIONS OF SNOW ARE POSSIBLE“, why not just listen to a random poll of anonymous neighbors?