The once defunct “Decatur Blur” has risen out of the internet trash heap of abandoned blogs with its first posting in 8 months! Responding to the cries (and trill screams) of admirers, the Blurmeister General admits that he has moved to the Midwest in search of a better yard. (I guess the grass is greener on the other side…especially after the months of drought here)

But luckily it sounds like he’s still willing to author “Onion-esque” articles about our fair city and is asking readers for topic suggestions. He can be reached at

While I would not-so-humbly suggest the Blurmeister use this site for inspiration, I’ll go one step further and submit a couple of my own satirical headlines to spark his admirable wit:

“Following the City’s Lead, Local Decatur Man Looks to Annex Neighbors To Lessen Tax Burden”

“Father of Three Worries He Drank The Angel Out of Business”

“Clairmont Elementary 2nd Grade Class Rejoices at Charter School Status – Submits Working Plan To School Board for Week-Long Recess”

Good Luck General!

(Photo Courtesy of the Decatur Blur)

h/t: Rus