Your College Years Have Been TERMINATED
Decatur Metro | February 19, 2010Emory announced today that California Governor and Kindergarten Cop, Arnold Schwarzenegger, will speak at this year’s commencement address on May 10th.
Bragging rights to whomever can come up with the funniest thing that Schwarzenegger SHOULD say to Emory’s starry-eyed graduating class!
(To the right, Arnold on the set of the 1983 political action thriller, “Teddy Roosevelt: Unleashed”.)
And finally, if you want to succeed in life then please remember the following: all you have to do is work hard, take plenty of steroids, and marry a Kennedy. Hasta la vista, babies!