Emory announced today that California Governor and Kindergarten Cop, Arnold Schwarzenegger, will speak at this year’s commencement address on May 10th.

Bragging rights to whomever can come up with the funniest thing that Schwarzenegger SHOULD say to Emory’s starry-eyed graduating class!

(To the right, Arnold on the set of the 1983 political action thriller, “Teddy Roosevelt: Unleashed”.)