— Kevin Young, Atticus Haygood Professor of English and Creative Writing, Emory University, speaking during the session, “Best American Poetry 2011 Showcase,” Sunday, September 4, Decatur Presbyterian Sanctuary Stage
A blind man, asked why he is feeding his seeing eye dog a fig newton while the dog is peeing on his leg, says, “As soon as I find his head I’m going to kick his ass.”
Clyde Edgerton:
A blind man, asked why he is feeding his seeing eye dog a fig newton while the dog is peeing on his leg, says, “As soon as I find his head I’m going to kick his ass.”