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    If Decatur Had a Mascot…

    Decatur Metro | September 30, 2010 | 10:10 am

    …what would it be?

    (I’m feeling particularly caffinated this morning.)

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    47 Responses to “If Decatur Had a Mascot…”

    1. Scott says:
      September 30, 2010 at 10:12 am

      Liger.

      • Decatur Metro says:
        September 30, 2010 at 11:48 am

        Holy crap. That’s an awesome animal!

        I had to look it up.

    2. Mickey Montana says:
      September 30, 2010 at 10:13 am

      Librarian.

    3. karass says:
      September 30, 2010 at 10:24 am

      Stealing from the book festival: Three headed monster: One head is a Mom pushing stroller, drinkng latte, walking dog, and texting at same time; another is a guy with a bluetooth earpiece, holding beer in one hand and frozen yogurt in the other; the third is a senior cycling with a book hanging out of their backpack.

      • chris says:
        September 30, 2010 at 11:24 am

        Winner! Must be craft beer though. Any old swill will not do.

        • Swill says:
          September 30, 2010 at 8:08 pm

          Speak for yourself.

    4. Joe says:
      September 30, 2010 at 10:39 am

      half hippy/ half yuppie, drives a subaru, beer in one hand, protest sign in the other

    5. Dave Kell says:
      September 30, 2010 at 10:41 am

      Festy (I’ll leave the description of how it looks to your imagination)

    6. Decatur Metro says:
      September 30, 2010 at 11:12 am

      A rat named “Roofy”. It would be a giant rat with a roof for a hat.

    7. chira says:
      September 30, 2010 at 11:14 am

      Red-tail hawk, with sky view of the urb below.

    8. nelliebelle1197 says:
      September 30, 2010 at 11:34 am

      How about a rare and gorgeous Nelliebelle?

      • karass says:
        September 30, 2010 at 11:46 am

        Or a Nelliebelle Junior.

        Makes me think: Would a baby wearing a Decatur Bulldogs cap and holding a latte, beer, frozen yogurt, snocone, fresh farm produce, bicycle helmet, International Baccalaureate diploma, and Dollar General receipt be inappropriate as a mascot? We could make sure that the latte had a lid on it and the beer bottle was unopened.

        • fifi says:
          September 30, 2010 at 2:48 pm

          Might be inappropriate for the city but just right as the Decatur Metro mascot. Of course the baby must be riding a plastic toy from the First Christian Church park.

          • Decatur Metro says:
            September 30, 2010 at 2:50 pm

            And screaming in a restaurant.

        • cubalibre says:
          September 30, 2010 at 3:31 pm

          You forgot cupcakes, Karass– there must always be cupcakes in a Decatur mascot’s hand…so saith I.

          • karass says:
            September 30, 2010 at 3:54 pm

            Yes, although the cupcakes are no longer as ubiquitous as they were a year or two ago, especially now that Taste, Voila, and Cafe Cliche are gone. If it weren’t for Sawicki’s and Piece of Cake, I’d say the craze was over and replaced by shaved ice and frogurt.

            • fifi says:
              September 30, 2010 at 5:48 pm

              Don’t forget The Cookie Studio. That’s my new go to place for cupcakes . The brownies rock, too.

            • nelliebelle1197 says:
              October 1, 2010 at 9:49 am

              Am I the only one who does not like Piece of Cake? I think the cake is dry and the topping too sweet.

          • nelliebelle1197 says:
            September 30, 2010 at 5:22 pm

            And Yogurt Tap yogurt and rum

        • poplar says:
          September 30, 2010 at 8:27 pm

          I hope the latte cup is a reusable cup the baby brought from home.

    9. Russ says:
      September 30, 2010 at 11:58 am

      A leafblower…

      • karass says:
        September 30, 2010 at 12:00 pm

        This one make me snort my coffee. But what would distinguish us from the suburbs then? But that and the sound of an approaching school bus and the sound of a train whistle, all combined, could be our mascot SOUND.

        • Russ says:
          September 30, 2010 at 1:28 pm

          bingo!

    10. Squirrel-headed Bastard says:
      September 30, 2010 at 12:15 pm

      Yellow dog

    11. sarahp says:
      September 30, 2010 at 12:35 pm

      The KoolAid guy.

      • karass says:
        September 30, 2010 at 12:44 pm

        Trying to figure this one out. Is it a reference to our pediatric focus or The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test or that some feel that CSD keeps asking us to drink the Kool Aid?

        • sarahp says:
          September 30, 2010 at 7:28 pm

          Lotta Kool-Aid drinking goes on here.

    12. "Naaman" Gibbets says:
      September 30, 2010 at 12:46 pm

      An old Birkenstock held together with a money clip.

      • Decatur Metro says:
        September 30, 2010 at 1:32 pm

        Would it have googly eyes?

        • "Naaman" Gibbets says:
          September 30, 2010 at 2:08 pm

          I would propose those large ziti-shaped eyes found on the members of the Electric Mayhem.

      • nelliebelle1197 says:
        September 30, 2010 at 8:20 pm

        That’s awesome, too!

    13. Scott says:
      September 30, 2010 at 1:09 pm

      Momentary threadjack: Did the masthead just develop a severe case of elephantiasis on anyone else’s monitor or just mine? A return to subtlety, please!

      • Decatur Metro says:
        September 30, 2010 at 1:23 pm

        Glad you’re liking the new layout! 😉

        The Cirque ad is grainy and BIG because we needed to enlarge it in preparation for tomorrow’s new, larger leaderboard ad.

    14. Paula says:
      September 30, 2010 at 2:35 pm

      If it were up to my toddler, it would have to be an anthropomorphized cartoon version of the mini-garbage pick-up thingies.

    15. TeeRuss says:
      September 30, 2010 at 4:27 pm

      Manbearpig

      http://www.discoverynews.org/manbearpig.jpg

      • nelliebelle1197 says:
        September 30, 2010 at 5:22 pm

        Oh, that’s awesome.

    16. Parker says:
      September 30, 2010 at 6:14 pm

      We have a mascot: Hootie.

    17. Gastropod says:
      September 30, 2010 at 7:32 pm

      I always thought Pete The Cat was our mascot!

      • s says:
        September 30, 2010 at 7:45 pm

        Totally!

      • fifi says:
        September 30, 2010 at 8:22 pm

        Purrfect idea ! You (and Pete) get my vote .

      • Rain says:
        September 30, 2010 at 8:47 pm

        Pete wins my vote too. And the best part…he’s already drawn!

    18. Sage says:
      October 1, 2010 at 8:48 am

      Now, we just need to get Pete in the City of Decatur logo..

    19. Keith Richards says:
      October 1, 2010 at 9:44 am

      A drunk and topless Decatur housewife, proudly nursing her 4 year old, resplendent in her Birkenstocks, cargo pants and sensible hair cut, dragging her rescued pit bull and carrying her organic groceries in her reusable Trader Joe’s bag?

    20. nelliebelle1197 says:
      October 1, 2010 at 9:48 am

      Manbearpig or die

    21. Brad Steel says:
      October 1, 2010 at 10:27 am

      The Decatur Potatur.

      It’s poetic – It rhymes. It has meter. It has little, if any, actual relation to Decatur. And hence, creates an instant TBD-punchline querstion (sic) from those not in-the-know. It is as versatile as it’s properly spelled brother, the quietly supremacist Idaho potato.

      With a Sharpie and quick trip to your local toy store (not a bib box), this idea could be ubiquitous marketing dynamite for the Decatur brand!

      • cubalibre says:
        October 1, 2010 at 12:45 pm

        Brade Steel’s comment has left me in bemused befuddlement. Could Brad Steel explain himself, mayhap and perchance?

    22. Cameron says:
      October 4, 2010 at 11:09 am

      I’m thinking a person with an upturned nose and perhaps with a look of judgement and superiority.


         


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