Ah, but not the one you think.

What?  You thought I was going to do a straight up “who will you vote for poll?”?

Please.

I can already see all you scarily passionate candidate advocates deleting your cookies as many times as you physically can before the carpal tunnel sets in.  It would be worse than Afghanistan.

The trick with completely unscientific online polls is to only ask questions that no one has enough of a vested interest in to stuff the ballot box.