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    What Gift Would You Give Decatur This Holiday Season?

    Decatur Metro | December 21, 2011 | 1:23 pm

    Decatur has given us so much this year.   Growlers, sharrows, street trees, new and rebuilt restaurants, Sunday sales, the second-coming of Eddie Owen.

    Now it’s time to give back.  What would you like to give Decatur this holiday season?

    Personally, I’m thinking a giant box (sorta like this one) filled with bricks, mortar, a few stone masons and a jack-hammer that will be placed outside David Junger’s home.  One chilly morning he will be awoken to the muffled sounds of the stone masons, yelling to be released from their cardboard confines.

    When he runs outside to open it, he’ll be thrilled to see that he can now immediately replace all the city’s crumbling faux-brick crosswalks with the real deal.

    Photo courtesy of voxtheory via Flickr

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    64 Responses to “What Gift Would You Give Decatur This Holiday Season?”

    1. Cleon says:
      December 21, 2011 at 1:31 pm

      Streetcars and a Trader Joes at Suburban Plaza.

      • Yvette in Decatur says:
        December 21, 2011 at 9:30 pm

        +1
        Then, I really would never have to leave Decatur

    2. JonC says:
      December 21, 2011 at 1:55 pm

      I hate those faux brick crosswalks. They end up having to be replaced after a short time because they get worn down so quickly. Wouldn’t it make more long-term sense to just go with real brick in the first place?

    3. Spaceman says:
      December 21, 2011 at 1:57 pm

      Pedestrian Bridge or serious traffic calming at Scott & Clairemont, a grand facade street scape along Clairemont as you enter Decatur from the north side all the way to Downtown with bicycle lanes.

      Open the Gazebo for better viewing for concerts on the Square.

      • taxus says:
        December 22, 2011 at 2:44 pm

        adding to this thought: Demo the gazebo and build a real performance stage at the Swanton Way end of the courthouse lawn, where it should have been built, leaving an open and generous audience green space. I’d be first in line to chip in with a donation.

    4. Russ says:
      December 21, 2011 at 2:16 pm

      A cinema!

      Indoor tennis courts

      • DarenW says:
        December 21, 2011 at 2:51 pm

        Yep, a cinema. 12 screens programmed by the chain that controls Midtown Art, all stacked up on top of its own parking garage, and magically planted on the square so that people could walk out of the theatre and have dinner or a drink or shop for the book the movie was based on.

        • altmod says:
          December 21, 2011 at 3:12 pm

          +1!!!

        • At Home in Decatur says:
          December 21, 2011 at 3:22 pm

          +1. I might even trade it for Westchester reopening. What’s a safe, walkable, neighborhood, high quality school when one could have an indie theater.

        • ChelseaHeightsK says:
          December 21, 2011 at 3:57 pm

          An artsy indie theatre would be SO awesome!!! Where could it go?’

          • Labdad says:
            December 21, 2011 at 5:49 pm

            Where it used to be, of course. The parking lot next to Eddie’s Attic across from the courthouse. What a pity they tore down the old Decatur Theater!

      • ChelseaHeightsK says:
        December 22, 2011 at 8:43 am

        I was just at the Midtown Art theatre last night. It would be SO COOL to have an indie theatre in Decatur. Where could it be located?

        • Iheartnelliebelle says:
          December 23, 2011 at 4:54 pm

          We have great weather most of the year. I vote for a real outside theater like in Europe.

          • At Home in Decatur says:
            December 23, 2011 at 7:35 pm

            So it would be an outside indie!

    5. Cubalibre says:
      December 21, 2011 at 2:16 pm

      Architechturally sound, attractive pedestrian bridges over all railroad crossings in the City limits.

      • tpreed says:
        December 21, 2011 at 7:35 pm

        +1

    6. At Home in Decatur says:
      December 21, 2011 at 2:17 pm

      I’m so gullible. I had no idea that those “bricks” were faux.

      My personal gift: I will do better with meters. Thank you to the Decatur Business Association and the parking meter staff for putting a cute red holiday reminder instead of a ticket on my windshield when I completely forgot to put money in the meter across from Dancing Goats Coffee and Blue Elephant Bookstore. Since I’m usually only there on Sundays, I forgot that meters have to be fed on Tuesdays. Plus my kids have outgrown the thrill of putting money in the meter so I don’t have pipsqueaks reminding me anymore. The panic of seeing a rectangle on my windshield will hopefully make me more mindful in the future.

    7. WalterM says:
      December 21, 2011 at 2:18 pm

      I’d give synchronized traffic lights and I’d give two more lanes of traffic on Church Street. The way things are now I pretty much can’t turn left out of my driveway certain times of the day. Once I do (or turn right, go up, and turn around) and get down Ponce towards the railroad underpass, I notice I’m stopped at a red light while the light 100 feet in front of me is green.

    8. At Home in Decatur says:
      December 21, 2011 at 2:48 pm

      As soon as Westchester reopens as a school, a pedestrian/bicycle bridge across Scott at the school. There’s always kids in the apartments and rental houses across from Westchester plus any other kids east of Scott zoned to Westchester. And regardless of what’s in Westchester, there’s the Hidden Cove Park visitors.

      • ChelseaHeightsK says:
        December 22, 2011 at 8:44 am

        I’d so love for Westchester to be reopened! Then we could very easily walk the kids to school. From what I hear, the schools are crowded right now…

    9. lumpintheroad says:
      December 21, 2011 at 2:50 pm

      Real estate.

      • WalterM says:
        December 21, 2011 at 3:17 pm

        5 cents, please.

    10. SavvyShopper says:
      December 21, 2011 at 3:02 pm

      A boardwalk connecting Glenn Creek Nature Preserve with Glenlake Park.

      • Christine says:
        December 21, 2011 at 4:51 pm

        +1

    11. John G. says:
      December 21, 2011 at 3:13 pm

      …easier parking! (and more of it.)

      • Marty says:
        December 21, 2011 at 4:02 pm

        I actually wish for LESS surface parking in Decatur and the redevelopment of all surface lots into more productive uses (and the redevelopment of the parking islands on E Court Square and N McDonough into green spaces). Decatur already has adequate parking facilities if you are willing to walk a couple of blocks. Of course, accommodations should be made for handicapped and elderly parking.

        Not having convenient surface parking in front of your destination is what makes Decatur special and the charm that makes people want to come here. It is what makes it different than a strip mall in Sandy Springs.

        Otherwise, what should be done? Pave over the Square and make it surface parking. There are already thousands of spaces (FREE at night and weekends) in the Courthouse garage right on the square!

        • Warren Buffett says:
          December 21, 2011 at 4:24 pm

          +1

    12. the Luggage says:
      December 21, 2011 at 3:20 pm

      An Indian restaurant. Except not, because if I could walk to Indian food, I’d be broke and weigh 500 pounds.

    13. AnotherRick says:
      December 21, 2011 at 3:25 pm

      Everything I asked for last year and did not get.

    14. GBK Gwyneth says:
      December 21, 2011 at 3:26 pm

      Most of the above PLUS a new slogan.

    15. Walmartian says:
      December 21, 2011 at 4:12 pm

      A Walmart of course! The biggest one ever! Yessssssssssssss! Soon all your towns belong to us!

    16. Bo says:
      December 21, 2011 at 4:40 pm

      A parking variance

    17. brianc says:
      December 21, 2011 at 4:42 pm

      I would say a cinema or cinema/playhouse along the lines of Cine in Athens or the Strand in Marietta, but since numerous others have already given that hypothetical gift, I will go for something more practical (and hopefully more possible): improved pedestrian crossings. Yeah, I know Decatur is already a standout when it comes to walkability–compared to the rest of the metro anyway. But some of the wait times for walkers are horrendous, and there are intersections where crossing is dangerous. Unless I’m mistaken, only the state DOT can change signals and crosswalks, so it truly would be a “gift” to Decatur rather than something Decatur could do on its own.

    18. Bob says:
      December 21, 2011 at 5:27 pm

      Some street friendly development on Church St between Commerce and E.Ponce.

    19. Bo says:
      December 21, 2011 at 5:29 pm

      More residents in their 20s, and a movie theater.

    20. OakhurstMama says:
      December 21, 2011 at 7:28 pm

      More festivals ;)

    21. G Buck says:
      December 21, 2011 at 8:48 pm

      More dynamic and growing small companies leasing class A office space in the daytime, and pouring young office workers with disposable income into the bars and restaurants in the weekday evenings.

      Now is that too much to ask from Santa?

      • ChelseaHeightsK says:
        December 22, 2011 at 8:47 am

        I’ve always thought that it would be great if more local businesses (not retail) could be located in Decatur. Small businesses. It would be so awesome if that happened. We talked about that at the strategic planning focus group meetings a year or so ago.

    22. Jilyco says:
      December 21, 2011 at 9:28 pm

      New, softer speed humps!

    23. Rebeccab says:
      December 21, 2011 at 10:03 pm

      All the responsible grownup things have been taken, so I’ll go with a roller skating rink.

      • Larkspur says:
        December 22, 2011 at 9:47 pm

        Or an ice rink. My daughter would love that . . .

    24. Rebeccab says:
      December 21, 2011 at 10:08 pm

      And is there a fountain anywhere around the square? Would be fun to have a big one that kids could splash around in on sweltering days, and adults could sit or lounge around. Meet me at the fountain!

      • lumpintheroad says:
        December 22, 2011 at 10:21 am

        Actually, the city determined that a traditional fountain was an unjustifiable waste of water (this got discussed a lot back during the severe drought a couple years ago), which is partly how we ended up with the “mist fountain” on the square (which was also shut off during the drought).

        • Rebeccab says:
          December 22, 2011 at 8:14 pm

          I see, certainly makes sense. Doing the right thing can be such a buzzkill sometimes!

          • Keith F says:
            December 22, 2011 at 8:55 pm

            No doubt. Nothing beats playing in a fountain on hot summer days and nights…whether you’re a kid or an adult.

    25. Sheep Dog says:
      December 21, 2011 at 11:28 pm

      I’d like five minutes of everyone being somewhat thankful for what they have before they commence to rattle off all the things that must be changed.

      • Decatur Metro says:
        December 22, 2011 at 7:22 am

        Understood but we asked the thankful question at Thanksgiving so…

    26. Mary says:
      December 22, 2011 at 8:54 am

      More water fountains so I never have to be thirsty again! There should be a committee for that I think!

      • lumpintheroad says:
        December 22, 2011 at 10:25 am

        Only if they figure out a way to constantly disinfect them. Many kids have a bad habit of putting their mouths ON the spigot, resulting in a thriving germ colony on most public water fountains. I actually contracted mono (and passed it to my wife) from drinking from one in an elementary school. I’ve avoided them entirely since then.

        • smells says:
          December 22, 2011 at 11:27 am

          Oh…I’m sure that’s how you told your wife you contracted the kissing disease.

        • Mic says:
          December 22, 2011 at 3:35 pm

          True. Happend to me when I was in grad school @ GA State; got strep throat. I will never, ever use a public water fountain. Nver.

          • Mic says:
            December 22, 2011 at 3:36 pm

            Last word should be “Never”.

        • At Home in Decatur says:
          December 23, 2011 at 8:50 am

          If one is around a bunch of elementary school or college students, it’s hard to pin the exact moment of disease transmission on the water fountain. Just saying………

    27. Parker Cross says:
      December 22, 2011 at 10:34 am

      Mature trees lining more of our sidewalks, providing blessed shade in the summer.

    28. nelliebelle1197 says:
      December 22, 2011 at 12:56 pm

      The words “Trader Joe’s” removed from our lexicon permanently.

      • Graybeard says:
        December 22, 2011 at 7:47 pm

        +1

      • Trudy says:
        December 23, 2011 at 7:06 am

        +1

      • Iheartnelliebelle says:
        December 23, 2011 at 4:57 pm

        +1

    29. Bobby says:
      December 22, 2011 at 1:03 pm

      My participation in a solar energy co-op.

    30. Annie says:
      December 22, 2011 at 1:26 pm

      Attention to the Northeast side of the city for one year. That would have saved us from WalMart!

      • Steve says:
        December 22, 2011 at 2:39 pm

        How’s that?

      • J_T says:
        December 22, 2011 at 6:50 pm

        Bah Humbug, Annie Scrooge! I can’t wait for the Walmart!

    31. Gladys says:
      December 22, 2011 at 5:36 pm

      Police more like Andy of Mayberry, who occasionally write warnings instead of tickets, chastise kids instead of trying to search them, and wave as they drive through the neighborhood.

      • Iheartnelliebelle says:
        December 23, 2011 at 5:02 pm

        A bagel shop, cinema, a pool that was open until 10 pm from April until late September. And the Walmart nightmare to go away. Oh and for those annoying little tire poppers on Church to be taken up!

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