Comments on: No Methlab on Ridgeland Ave

By: AMB

AMB — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 15:30:07 +0000

That bag of white powder under the carport is lime, officer. Honest. If it ever rains again, I plan on putting it on my grass…or where my grass used to be before years of drought. Not that kind of grass….Oh just get out the handcuffs….

By: MelissaM

MelissaM — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 15:26:54 +0000

There is actually a valid reason why Decatur PD called in the feds: if it turns out to be a meth lab, DEA will pay all the costs of cleanup if you call them first. If you as a local agency try to start on it yourself, it could cost upwards of $100,000 to clean up, and they won’t come in later to help you with it.

By: Clairemont

Clairemont — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 12:47:19 +0000

I’d nominate Officer Speed. He pulled me over for faulty brake lights. Can’t be older than 24. And his name is truly “Officer Speed.”

By: J_T

J_T — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 01:50:29 +0000

You should take a picture to post on Decatur Metro so we can vote on the proper course of action.

By: Richard

Richard — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 01:15:07 +0000

My down the street neighbor insists on picking up her morning paper while in her bathrobe. Pretty strange behavior, if you ask me. Should I call the FBI directly or go through the Decatur Police?