What’s Your Favorite Bumper Sticker?
Decatur Metro | September 7, 2010 | 12:32 pmA few commenters during last week’s Free-For-All Friday got into a conversation about favorite bumper stickers and thought it should get a post of it’s own.
Here’s a sampling of what they provided late last week to get the ball rolling:
- “I’m not in your hurry.”
- “You: outta the gene pool!”
- “Soy Is Murder”
- “If you don’t like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk!”
- “Yes this is my truck, and no, I won’t help you move.”
If you’re going to ride my @ss you could at least pull my hair.
HA! Winner…!
Who are you to question why your god doesn’t want me to believe in him?
and
Less judgment, more curiosity.
Change is inevitable. Struggle is optional.
Was Columbus an illegal alien or a terrorist?
My other ride is your momma
I don’t have a problem with God. It’s his fan club that I have issues with.
“Don’t belive everything you think”
or (don’t “believe” everything I spell)
Speak your mind even if your voice quivers.
Stupidity should be painful
“Think Locally, Act Neighborly”
It’s a shirt I saw at the book festival, but could easily be a bumper sticker:
Rehab is for quitters.
American by birth; Southern by the Grace of God
(has such a nice ring to it…)
I saw your mama at the Clermont .
Talk nerdy to me
LOL! That’s a good’un!
like what you see?
call 1-800-you-wish.
I love my JEEP. If I had wanted a HUMMER, I would have called your sister.
This one made me laugh aloud (even though it’s pretty danged harsh)…
Bumper stickers are like little signs that say ‘Hey, let’s never hang out.’
“667 – Neighbor of The Beast”
(Actually, I saw that one on a T-shirt, and thought it would make a good bumper-sticker…)
668 might work better
Picture of Abraham LIncoln “It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to!”
Well-Behaved Women Seldom Make History
Years ago I saw one that said, “Why can’t I be rich and powerful instead of just well hung?”
More recently there was one that just said, “OMG! GOP? WTF!”
And for years I’ve had one on my car that says, “Militant Agnostic: I don’t know, and you don’t either.”
Free Tibet
*With purchase of equal or lesser valued country
that’s great! It reminds me of some long ago graffiti that always made me laugh:
Jesus Saves … Green Stamps
Or,
“Jesus saves, Gretzky gets the rebound and makes the assist.”
Wrong…this was ripped off from Pittsburgs announcer back it the day, and it went:
“Jesus saves, Espo on the rebound”
I got it from a washroom wall in a bar in Canada.
“Republicans for Voldemort”
Saw someone holding a sign near Dragoncon that said Voldemort / Palin ’12. Normally I’m not a fan of political bumper stickers, but I remember getting a chuckle out of the one in ’08 that read: “Jesus was a community organizer. Pontius Pilate was a governor.”
That is funny. I don’t put them on my car but they do make me laugh. The ones from Northern Sun (I think that’s it) are fun.
“Yeah, yeah, you’re unique just like everybody else.”
Recently seen on I-20 at the downtown connector:
MEN ARE IDIOTS AND I AM MARRIED TO THEIR KING!
Man bashing never gets old. Just ask pretty wife.
This is what I call entertainment! Keep ’em coming! (No, I have nothing to contribute just now. I can never remember the punch line of a joke, either.)
Mom, Dad, I’m Gaelic.
I’d rather be waterboarding
I saw this on a mini-van:
“I’ll NEVER drive a mini-van.”
oldie but goodie:
My karma ran over your dogma
An odie but a favorite from back in the day: “If this van is rockin’ don’t bother knockin.'” Makes me laugh because in high school my Dad (God rest his soul) wouldn’t let me date any guy with a van or bus. He called them rolling motels.
It would be sorta twisted to see one of those stickers on a Toyota Sienna today.
I don’t think it sounds ‘twisted’–seems like a logical progression from the Dodge RAM van to the Sienna or Odyssey.
[Now this idea screams for a Honda Odyssey with a giant air-brushed Conan, bloody and armed with a battle axe.]
Oh it’s twisted all right.
I was just pointing out the different role the van has taken on in the past 20 years. Movies tell me that it used to be something that young people used to cruise around and take long, trippy roadtrips in.
Now they’re littered with Cheerios and “don’t make me pull this van over!”s.
Hate to tell you but it was 30 and 40 years ago that vans were the signature ride of up-to-no-good (according to my father, too) teens and 20-somethings. By 20 years ago they were mom-mobiles.
I’ve had this mental sickness over the past few months where I keep counting backwards from 2000 instead of 2010 to count years.
Hah! Welcome to the brink of your middle years!
Two variations on a theme:
“When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve.”
“When guns are outlawed, only outlaws’ kids will shoot themselves by accident.”
70s classic: Gas, grass or ass. Nobody rides for free.
Hah! I remember that. And we all wondered why the brutal police would pull us over with no cause!
Popular in Alaska during the pipeline-building days: Happiness is 10,000 Okies heading south with a Texan under each arm.
That’s funny, and also very appropriate coming from someone from Kansas.
Saw this one a few weeks ago and wish I had it on my car/broom is
“don’t make me release the flying monkeys!”
on back of a motorcyclist’s t-shirt: “If you can read this, then [she] fell off.” And ‘she’ is the politically correct word that was used.
“Fat people are harder to kidnap”
my favorite bumper sticker with no words: the “fish” symbol with a shark fin.
My friend has an ancient Ford Bronco that is rusting through in many dangerous places. His sticker is:
Come the Rapture can I have your car?
My favorites are:
“Who died and made you Elvis?”
and
“God saw what you did back there”